Not Lost

So tonight B and I crossed a line. We podcasted something that was NOT Lost.

We present:
Paranormal Entity, with esteemed guest podcaster Chelsey. It will fuck you up.

lost links!

I'm in a LOST mood today. And since it's slow at work...

Apparently there is something called http://lostrevised.tumblr.com/ where someone is editing ALL of season six and removing the alternate sideways line. Holy dang. That's dedication.

Here's a hilarious animated version of how LOST should have ended. Lapidus!
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/06/28/how-lost-should-have-ended/

When LOST was on air, I used to look for Vozzek69's imdb posts. Eventually he got put on the Darkufo site and bam, he's got some of the best recaps you can get your hands on. Check them out if you haven't already.

Also, there is another re-watch of LOST going on. It might be more put together and have a ritzy forum, but I'm listening to the White Rabbit podcast right now and I can tell you with absolute certainty: Bridgette and I are considerably more entertaining. We talk about Mickey Rourke. And Belle Tire.
And we don't sound like we're on a telephone.

podcasts!

Alright bitches. Remember how I posted that jankety two minute thing?
Gone!

Though I suck at technology, Dave and B have mastered the fine art of podcast uploading. Hallelujah! B tagged them all as podcasts over in the label section of the blog to the right, but I'm slapping them down here as well. Just cuz.

Tabula Rasa
Pilot Part Two
Pilot Part One - final thoughts
Pilot Part One

There is some pretty epic commentating going on. Do not miss it.

Walkabout by Bridgette

*Disclaimer – I make fun of LOST because I love it so much. Also, I constantly write in sentence fragments and capital letters. I defy the laws of grammar.

“Walt, you gotta keep that Dog quiet!” says Michael, and one of the greatest episodes of LOST ever begins. Seriously? SERIOUSLY? You are stranded on an island, and your dog RANDOMLY wakes up and starts barking his head off…and you chastise it? It’s trying to tell you something, dick. I've got mad love for Vincent. He always knows what's going on.

Something interesting, too. What’s in the fuselage? Is it sawyer? Nope. It’s Pumbaa. Pumbaas with a vengeance is more like it. Something interesting though, before the attack of the piggies – Sayid says, “everyone in there’s dead.” Knowing what we know, is he talking about the actual people who died in the crash, or is he talking about all of them? I’m pretty sure he was talking about the actual dead people, but you never know. Sam and I discuss at length on our podcast recording the fact that it’s pretty weird that there’s what sounds like a T-Rex in the jungle, and the people are absolutely terrified of the boars when they run out. Really Sayid? Sawyer, where’d your gun go? Just funny. I guess I’d be scared, but I wouldn’t think that the Iraqi Torturer would be screaming over some piggies. Also, you gotta love when Locke just busts out his suitcase full of knives.
Okay, lets get a little more serious here.

Rose in this episode is just amazing to me. I love her. I think I’d react in ways similar to hers if my love was missing. I love how she is confident that Bernard is alive. I feel like I would know too, if I loved someone that much. I admire such wise and poised characters like Rose. They love life, and they know life, and they make other people better by just being around them. Jack decides he needs to talk to her, even though he’s not a psychiatrist, and she gives him a little more than he gives her, I think. I love when she tells him, “You’ve got a nice way about you, Good soul.”

I really identified with Claire and the gang for most of the series. Charlie and Hurley trying to catch the fish was adorable. When they plan the little funeral type gathering, you feel greatly humbled by the fact that there are lives ending around them, and the most that they can say about the people is where their layover was going to be, or what seat they were in. I think love is a huge message in this show, (notice all the couples in that little heaven room?) and I think the fact that the couple who were so in love with each other had the most evidence for Claire to talk about. Watching this now, I really saw where that fit this show. They WERE very important.

Have you noticed I haven’t talked at ALL about Locke yet, and this is HIS episode? What can I say that Sam hasn’t. Seriously, this man is amazing. All of his stories are mind blowingly awesome, sad, humbling, triumphant…he goes through such a range. Rewatching this, I found more hate for his stupid office manager guy than ever before, especially since you know that the things he is saying are to a handicapped man. I felt like I was watching a middle schooler. I really hope that character wasn’t based off of a real person. I loved that Colonel Locke was his title basically due to the fact that he played a game similar to Risk with a good friend. I have a hard time watching this episode or even thinking about this episode without tearing up, but it brings an important message – whether you think you can or think you can’t you’re right. Locke could have done that damn walkabout…but he got something better. He got a REAL walkabout. I’m really excited to do a little more studying of Locke’s story knowing what we know now. I just can’t get over how horrible that office guy was to him. There had to be a devil set aside for that guy.

Some really important things came from this episode. Jack definitely has some Daddy issues. Shannon’s defense mechanisms are using her appearance to get someone else to take care of her. Sayid is still the island’s go to tech guy. Rose is wise, Claire is a humanitarian, and Hurley and Charlie are going to be Bffles. Most importantly, that secret that Mistah Locke wanted to tell Walt was that his poor legs didn’t work until he crashed in that sand. Think about someone Shannon who just stood there screaming instead of helping people and then think of Locke who wiggled his toes, had the greatest miracle of his life happen, and spent no more than a second relishing in his own joy and divinity before rushing to help others. Who would you be?

Walkabout by Sam

This is the first in a long chain of incredible Locke-centric episodes. Remember how much I was ragging on the first three episodes? Yea, that's not going to happen with this one. Terry O'Quinn's portrayal of John Locke completely restored my faith in this show.

Hopefully we'll find a way to upload our podcasts soon, because a lot of what we say in the moment I can't remember now. Also, I know other shit happens in this episode (transceiver/Jack's smokemonsterdad/etc) but I'm not interested in that. Locke is life.

Only in the last season, when we were watching the flash-sideways, did I start to consider that the flashbacks people were having impacted their island lives. It's so evident in this episode! Right after his dick-manager tells him that he can't go on his walkabout, Locke is laying in the grass listening to Michael wail about his leg wound. Locke gets up and hunts the shit out of the boar because no one, not even L'oreal Kate, tells Locke that he can't do it. She can walk Michael back on her own, thanks.

It becomes standard, but this is our first glimpse into the sorry life of pre-island Locke. He's of the nerdy RPG sort, comfortable in his cubicle but committed to the idea that he's meant for more. His manager? Way to tell a man in a wheel chair that he's not capable of overcoming anything. What an asshole. It should've been him that got hit by that meteor, not poor Tricia Tanaka. Anyways, Locke is a shell of person before he crashes on the island. His loneliness leads him to a really dark, sad place. How awful that his believing someone would want to go to Australia with him is a delusion. Anyone who watches this episode and fails to connect to that part of Locke? I don't wanna know 'em.

In this show, there's a trend of capable, walking men looking at a guy in a wheelchair and telling him he can't do shit. Locke goes to Australia without his phone companion and gets told again: You can't do this.

He can't do this? This is his destiny. He's supposed to do this.

He's supposed to do this. An orderly in a later episode plants the seed that this walkabout is what he needs to do. Locke goes there and is brutalized for his physical ailments and his plane crashes. Who is that guy? The orderly guy that eventually becomes Locke's cab driver? A creepy and less-invested version of Desmond? A friend of Jacob and Richard? It starts to become a little too convoluted if I consider it for too long. But I'm starting to trust my instincts. Locke really was pushed out of a building, forced into a wheelchair, denied his walkabout and given a second chance at walking about with all the other survivors. When Locke is strangled by Ben, that is when he dies. His first and only death that is ever shown to us. I'm going the man-of-faith route this time.

Man-of-science-ly, there is plane wreckage. Our final image is physical evidence that somebody's plane crashed. Like all of their physical baggage, Locke and company get to leave their emotional wreckage on that damn island. From what I can recall, when they all have their moment of dawning in the flash sideways, they don't remember anything that didn't happen on the island. Locke doesn't see himself being denied his walkabout. On the island, in his natural life, he walked about and that was what he remembered and that's what helps HIM let go. I maintain that the show opening and closing on Jack's eye doesn't change the third-person perspective this show has. We have to have a central character to help us cement what's happening in a show like this. They picked Jack, probably out of convenience. Good-looking, leadery doctor. Of course he's the one you start with! But he isn't the point of the show. His eye is the one we open on, but it isn't the only one. It's a story-telling device. And I'd argue that no one is more important than the next person, even the screaming Shannons. I don't consider every person in my life to be this stepping stone to greater spiritual knowledge. They're people. Their pasts matter. Their presents matter. And just like I don't live my life like I'm the one who matters most, I don't like considering a story where only Jack matters. Jack's a survivor, just like the rest of them are. They're all on the last half of their walkabout, trying to sort through their internal messes before they get to the end of the line.

Out of everyone who crashes, Locke is the first, the most ready to drop his baggage on the beach and get to gettin. Yes, he has the occasional "woe is me" moment. But for the most part? He brings the people boar. He is willing to accept this reality because he recognizes what an opportunity it is. Everyone else is so hung up on being rescued they don't see that they're being offered a chance at the kind of rescuing they really need. If they hadn't crashed on the island? I don't think they would've ended up in that church together. They would've mattered to different people, lived different lives...being the bad ass that he is, Locke seems to know that before anyone else.

Locke is also the first person so far to survive a personal encounter with the smoke monster. His face right before that happens doesn't exactly mesh with his declaration later on that what he saw was "beautiful." What does that bastard smoke show my darling Locke? Whatever it is, it convinces him that he's on the right path, doing the right things, being the man of faith and that that's what matters. Yes, that ends up screwing corporeal Locke. Sure, that's gotta be kind of shaming and embarrassing for the man considering his history of being conned and used by everyone he trusts. But I don't think that Jacob's brother, Sir Smoke, will ever get to any space where he'll have a shot at entering that church. Locke still wins.

I love Locke episodes. Much like he does for the survivors on the show, he helps bring me back to a place where I believe that all of this has a meaning and a purpose. Even though the final scenes were romantic and pretty, I still think it's really clinical to dismiss everything we've been shown like it doesn't matter if it happened or not. It matters.

Tabula Rasa podcast

Here's the Tabula Rasa podcast.

Tabula Rasa, by Bridgette

Shannon, my loathing of your ignorance is burning during this episode. Seriously, when she yells about just killing the air marshal so that he’ll stop screaming… wow. WOW.

Now that that’s out…here we go.

Kate. I love her. A lot of people don’t, but I really do. I can relate to her. I am a passionate loyalist to those I love and while I don’t ever condone murdering someone, it pains me to label her as “wrong” for what she did. I guess we don’t know that yet though. Obviously it wasn’t a good choice, but yeah…I’d definitely think about doing the same thing. This episode was kinda boring to me – her back story stuff is much less interesting to me than her on island time or even her future time. The court marshal revealing everything is cool, and as of so far on this episode we think Kate is bad – but we see that goodness when she tries to make sure that the farmer gets his money and she tries to help him as much as she can. Was it necessary for the farmer to have a fake arm? Yes. It was. : )



I love that Michael promises Walt that he’ll find Vincent (by the way, just to reiterate, I LOVE Vincent) when it stops raining, and then, of course, it stops. I’m really starting to think that someone has control of the weather on this island. I think my favorite storyline in this episode is Locke making the whistle throughout the whole thing, finding the damn dog so easily, and then giving it to the man who is accusing him of creepsterness so that he can become a hero to his son. I love that. Random acts of kindness are insanely important. (although this one maybe didn’t seem as random because there was so much involved.) What did Locke have to gain from doing this? Nothing really. I can imagine that being stuck on an island doing things like this would keep me alive. As I’ve said before, Hurley would be my best friend. I’d be right by his side building that golf course.

The Kate/Sawyer/Jack drama starts over the air marshal and whether or not he should be put out of his misery. I don’t know that I’d wanna be put out of my misery, so I don’t know that Sawyers choice was the best, haha, especially since he missed. I find their little love triangle to be really annoying later on so I was really bored by this part. I was probably interested more the first time. Maybe Sam and I were just gabbing, I dunno. Talking about Mickey Rourke or some noise.

So what did we learn? A lot about a lot of people. I forgot to write about the whole Sun and Jin stuff. There’s a lot I forgot to write about I guess. I think the most important part of this episode is that our characters are getting to know each other. Hurley and Sayid become friends. People are finding out what’s going on with Kate. Jin and Sun interact with the rest of the castaways a bit more. John Locke is a good man, not a pedophile. Charlie is adorable, and Shannon is a child.
A rather important moment to end on:

Jack says, "We all died three days ago. We deserve a clean slate." If you’re reading this blog, I’m assuming you know the ending.

Your thoughts?